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    Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
    2:06 am
    Me n [info]morriganhel had a car crash earlier, we didn't die. It was fucking terrifying, car spun across road hit another car and collided with barrier. The other driver had to be cut out of his car which took an hour and a half, luckily we all escaped with minor injuries unlike car, which is a wreck. Makes you realise how fragile your life is and how easily it can be taken from you. We're indebted to [info]misselyssia thank you sweetheart, we owe you one big time xxx

    Amber and Rachel (Still here n stuff)

    P.s I felt like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable

    Current Mood: blank
    Current Music: Sally
    Friday, May 6th, 2005
    10:07 pm
    TG!!!
    Being a boring hermit sort, it is rare to find me at any nightclubs.

    But...Tomorrow night I will be attending Torture Garden as a zombie go-go dancer for the lovely Lucifire's band The Flaming Doo Dits @ 1.30 am in the Cabaret Room...I've seen them play and they ALONE are worth the entry fee.

    I know that most of my good friends(inc Amber and Lydia)are working there too and I reckon it's going to be more fun than a Village People Reunion Concert.

    Be there or be a big fat square.

    Current Mood: enthralled
    Current Music: Outkast-Hey Ya
    Monday, April 25th, 2005
    8:01 pm
    What does your LJ nickname mean?

    Cherry Forever is the name of the stripper in the film Porky's. Only one person has ever picked that up. It is a name I started using a few years ago when i make hardcore pornography.

    2. Elaborate on your icon photo.

    Me in Auckland with black eyes given to me by Mary, photo taken in the back of the car by Soames. I had been up all night before and was most unwell.

    3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?

    No

    4. How many LJ friends do you have?

    Not that many

    5. What is your current status?

    Married.

    6. What are you wearing right now?

    A blue egyptian cotton dressing gown that my lovely ma bought me.

    7. What is life to you?

    A bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc.

    8. What is love to you?

    Bum sex.

    9. What kind of people do you hate most?

    Bad spellers.

    10. What type of people do you like most?

    Alcoholics.

    11. What makes you happy?

    Country music, oh, and see numbers 7 and 8.

    12. Are you musically-inclined?

    I like to think so, i doubt many would agree...

    13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist, or was killed?

    Cope.

    14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?

    Less drugs, less Pedro, more university.

    15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?

    A donkey

    16. Ever had a near-death experience?

    Nope. Far too sensible.

    17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have.

    Pooing on people

    18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

    If I'm honest it's "The Blower's Daughter, tho that does make me sound like a homo.

    19. Are you happy today?

    Incredibly. I found out today my darling mother is going to be coming here in less than a month. I managed to save enough money to pay for my boobs in less than three weeks, and in the next couple of months i am being paid to go
    to Amsterdam and the USA, then back to NZ for a bloody well-earned holiday!

    20. Who will cut and paste this next?

    Um, have no idea?
    Thursday, April 7th, 2005
    8:40 pm
    I'm back
    I'm back from NZ. I'm blonde. I am now a country music genius with proper musicians calluses on my left hand. NZ was wonderful, as always, particularly getting to hang out with [info]rawumber and [info]creepingfeature in auckland and getting introduced to their friends of ill-repute...

    Even though I have returned you are probly not gonna see me much : (...I am going to be working like a maniac and saving like a miser because...

    ON 17TH JUNE I'M OFF TO BELGIUM FOR PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

    Finally I am going to have the pneumatic bosoms of terror that I have been dreaming of for so long...Be very afraid...

    Other than that, I have been stupidly stupidly happy since last weekend, partly because I have finally found a hot New Zealand boy who is prepared to say "Cook the man some fucking iggs" whenever I ask him too, thereby making me squeal with delight, which would put my bottom in serious peril if he weren't on the other side of the world(eh, [info]headhntr?!

    Current Mood: pleased
    Current Music: Michael Nyman-The Piano(in an NZ theme)
    Friday, August 6th, 2004
    10:31 pm
    I LOVE AMERICA...
    Tonight i am going drinking with the boys from Bad Religion...this city is fucking great!
    Sunday, August 1st, 2004
    7:47 pm
    My first entry in years...
    I'm in New York. I've been here about 6 weeks now. It's fucking cool. Yesterday I was nominated Queen of the Lower East Side scumbags which is a very prestigious position. Last night there was a party at my work. Moby was there and i prevented him from getting a handjob in the same room as a load of people by turning on the overhead lights. I've bought too many shoes. American food is very rich. I am coming back soon. xxx
    Sunday, June 15th, 2003
    12:49 am
    ha!
    Ha ha! Am razzed up in Amber's house in Colchester, but hav left her talking to Vanessa upstairs to ramble drunkenly...so, I agree with her, sweaty balls do smell of marmite, and sometimes special k....
    Friday, June 6th, 2003
    10:20 am
    A Cracking Night!
    Just wanted to say, I had an absolutely cracking night last night at the Rochester. Even tho I didn't get there till quite late it was absolutely fab, and somehow managed to get me and my housemates into the silliest moods we've been in sometime! Me, Paul, Emma, Toby and Dan went back to Boffsville(which is now Paul's official name for our hous, or will be when he hopefully get's a certain visitor very soon!). And proceeded to be silliness personified. I stole poor Toby's phone and texted two of his potential boyfriends, I think he was only annoyed because they didn't text back with kisses! So now Paul is in Boffsville, Emma is the Lord of the Dance and you lot do not ever want to know what horrors we viewed from our bathroom window last night!!! Possibly the scariest thing I've seen in some time....

    Current Mood: crazy
    Current Music: AFI-Girl's Not Grey
    Thursday, June 5th, 2003
    12:11 pm
    Metal Hammer Awards
    The lovely Lydia Morgan has already given a pretty good summary, I totally agree that the most fun I had all night was probably was I was doing silly dancing with my friends, much more exciting than talking to b-list grumpy rockstars!

    Amber and I had the job of escorting said rockstars onto the podium to collect their awards. Trouble is, said rockstars didnt seem to realise that this was our job, most of them just looked at us like we were insane, I think they thought we were just a pair of mad groupies following them down the stairs.

    Anyway,(I'm going to do the same thing as Lydia here!), throughout the night I found myself becoming increasingly obsessed with a certain someone who is the singer in a certain band. What's weird is that previously to this, for about the last year, I have hated this man and his band and have been conducting a campaign of terror against them. So I was quite surprised to find the drunker I got, the more appealing he was starting to look!

    Anyway, after an evening's worth of eye-contact later, he spoke to me at the end of the night and I fell off my stool-cool,huh?!

    But I texted him yest, he's flying back to L.A today, but wanted me to go to hotel for 'a drink' last night. No way! I wouldn't have minded meeting hium for a drink somewhere social, but I am not going to be someone's dial-a-groupie. So I sent him a text saying I couldnt make it, and maybe I'd see him in L.A, and he texted me back his L.A number, and said to call when I get there. We'll see...
    Wednesday, May 21st, 2003
    6:06 pm
    Looks like disgusting Rachel from the Trailer Park, who then became Virtuous Rachel from the Convent School, has now transformed into something else...Lovestruck Rachel from the Sappy School!! Spent nearly three hours on the phone to a boy last night. And he really is a boy, 21, no less!! A lot better than all the old knackers I've been going for recently. He's too lovely, I don't want to sleep, I can't eat, and that's after just 2 days in his company. Oh well, musn't get too excited,I have to remember I'm going to the States in just over a month, now is not the time to get carried away. He's put a smile on my face tho...
    Thursday, May 1st, 2003
    12:38 am
    DEFINITELY GOING
    We just booked our flights, going even sooner than expected. It was a difference of about £100 if we flew before the end of June, so we're leaving on June 30th. Two months today, we'll be landing in LA. Can't quite believe it, it's kinda scary but I think it'll be really good for me to get away for a bit, stop doing so many drugs and enforcing my lunatic ways upon everyone. Maybe you'll get a bit of peace and quiet for a while...
    Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
    1:20 pm
    DEEEEEE-TOOOOOOOOOOOXED!!
    I have been AWOL since Sunday, because my gorgeous Mother booked me and her into Shrublands Hall, a superposh health clinic which is in what used to be a stately home, in Suffolk. My Mum picked me up from Ipswich Station on Sunday lunchtime, appalled at the state of her wayward daughter(who had been partying and guzzling narcotics all wknd). But I tell you, if there was ever a place invented to smooth away those Monday aches and pains, this was it! Imagine spending Monday and Tuesday doing nothing except being massaged, having turkish baths and saunas, snoozing, swimming and wandering around the beautiful grounds in your dressing gown. The trouble is, I'm so calm and relaxed now I think it's gonna be tough going back to the real world. But I was on a really strict detox diet and I've lost 4pounds and 2inches off my waist. Hoorah!!

    Anyway, I'm sad to say to those of you who like having my foolish self around, make the most of it, as I'm not going to be around to entertain you with my retard antics much this year. For in 2 months time, on 2nd July, Me and Amber are off to the states for about two months. We're going on a sort of working holiday, going to spend half the time in L.A, then travel across to New York and spend about a month there. You see Cradle of Filth are going to be on the American Ozzfest Tour, so we're going to be basically following the tour across America and working along the way. It should be a roadtrip and a half, like Beavis and Butthead Do America but a million times worse!!

    Anyway, I'll get back here beginning of September, then I'm going to spend only a month or so back in England, then off to New Zealand(where my Mother and Sister have moved)until the New Year.

    It's all very exciting, but for little homebody Rachel, quite frightening. Anyway, hopefully I'll come back with some tales to tell...
    Friday, April 11th, 2003
    12:31 pm
    I'm so happy(even more so than usual)
    It's really strange, I was so happy yesterday. Was texting a few people and they were convinced I was on drugs, and i REALLY WASN'T! I know I'm pretty cheery most of the time anyway, but yesterday, and still today I think, I realised that I think I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life right now. And I'm single. It's strange, I was in long term relationships for seven years until last August. I had never really lived my adult life on my own, or learned how to look after myself. When I first split up with Pedro it seemed so weird to be alone. And over the past few weeks I realised that now, being on my own seems normal. And fantastic! I'm so lucky in that I have so many beautiful, incredible, lunatic friends, who are more like family. It was thinking about this that made me so happy yesterday. Thankyou to all of you for making my life so brilliant(really does sound like i'm on drugs, doesn't it?)

    Current Mood: ecstatic
    Current Music: New Found Glory-(The Goonies R)Good Enough
    Thursday, April 10th, 2003
    9:01 pm
    World of Adventure!!
    In case anyone didn't know, it is Paul(my housemate)'s b-day on Saturday and he is planning a trip to Chessington. The good new is, it normally costs £25(extortionate!!) but if you purchase a couple of OK magazine, they have a voucher that admits two for the price of one. So team up with a chum, and that's just £12.50 for all the rollercoaster thrills and spills you can take.

    I am an official theme park junkie and will challenge any brave individual to go on any ride more times than me!
    12:28 pm
    I'm gonna be like Charles Bronson
    I think today is going to be quite nice. I have no work booked in as yet, but am looking forward to spending a day doing all the stuff that desperately needs doing, washing, cleaning etc, and going to the gym. I have been a lazy old bitch recently, before I was going to the gym four times a week, but since I moved into the new house NOT ONCE! Also before, I was dancing full time, usually 6 or 7 days a week, so it was pretty hard not to stay in shape. And unfortunately doing full-time domination does not really keep you fit(except maybe your right arm from all the caning). Anyway, I have realised that there is a charming Dalston Ladies Gym very near our house. There is no excuse. By the end of the month I'm gonna be like Charles Bronson(the unstoppable prisoner one, not the star of the Deathwish films).
    Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
    12:56 pm
    Thanx for coming!
    Thanx to everyone for making our parteee such an experience. It really was one to remember, and my bedroom carpet shall be remembering it for some time! No seriously, nothing major was destroyed, broken or lost, so hooray for all our civilised friends!

    I can't really give any highlights because I can't really remember much. Basically it went on for forty-eight hours, and quite what happened when I really don't know. But thankyou all for making it excellent!
    Thursday, April 3rd, 2003
    11:45 am
    Milan Sucks!!
    I have just returned from Milan, and it is one of the most highly overrated cities I've ever been to! Maybe me and Amber are retarded and only found the shit bits, but there just seemed to be hundreds of disgusting lecherous blokes and pollution. Kind of like a big Finsbury Park. Went because of stupidly cheap flight(£23 return on RyanAir), and because Cradle were playing and Amber wanted to see Adrian. Came back feeling like I'd been subjected to some traumatic experience. Horrible place. Except the policeman there are the sexiest I have ever seen in my life, they really were. Give me disturbing thoughts!

    Anyway, tomorrow night is our PARTY!! I am very excited,but have not planned my fancy dress efforts or tidied my bedroom yet. But if you have not specifically been invited, please realise that this is due to oversight not elitism. As this is going to be on quite a big scale it's been really hard trying to keep up with who's already been invited etc.
    Sunday, March 30th, 2003
    10:16 pm
    My first proper entry in ages
    Well, my livejournals been looking a bit bare for a while, mainly because over the past month I have been having so much crazy fun that i can hardly string a sentence together by now, let alone type. Think I've all but destroyed the two braincells I had left.

    In general, I've been so much happier since moving into my new house. Living with people, particularly people as fantastic as my lovely housemates, has restored my sanity and sense of well-being. I am no longer a borderline alcoholic, and thinking about killing people is no longer my major pasttime. HOORAY FOR 132 DALSTON LANE and it's inhabitants!

    Also, Virtuous Rachel from The Convent School is still out in full force. It's weird, it's been so long that I've met someone who I'd even consider having sex with, I think when I eventually do I'll pass out with shock. Reckon I'm getting picky in my old age...
    Thursday, March 27th, 2003
    11:09 am
    OK, I'M RETARDED!
    THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTY IS ACTUALLY ON FRI, APRIL 4TH, NOT FEB 4TH AS PREVIOUSLY STATED BY ME, THE QUEEN OF STUPID...
    12:10 am
    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY!!!
    EVERYONE TAKE NOTE:

    ON FRI 4TH OF FEB PAUL, EMMA AND RACHEL ARE HAVING A HOUSEWARMING PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTHDAY AND RETURN TO ENGLAND OF MISS EMMA BAPS!!!

    COME ONE, COME ALL, BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS(PARTICULARLY ANY ENTERTAINING/ATTRACTIVE ONES)

    FANCY DRESS IS ENCOURAGED AND WILL BE REWARDED...

    FRIDAY 4TH FEB FROM 8PM...
    132 DALSTON LANE IS THE ADDRESS...
    BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
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